Maryland Drivers Are The Worst

Ok, I've concluded after extensively traveling around this country that Maryland Drivers are the worst. They don't obey the speed limit in that they go 10 miles below it and they drive slow in the passing lane. They also have the blinkers on for miles before they decide to go in the other lane. For fucking sake, make a decision or ass mom used to say, "shit or get off the pot."

However, Texas is number two especially with their side roads and way to many pick up trucks. The too drive slow in the left lane. I do think everyone should at least live in Massachusetts for a year or two to learn how to properly drive. At least there you will learn to cut in the middle of circle without getting hit, cut four lanes of traffic from the right to take a left, and learn that it is easier to flip someone off than to beep your horn.

This was all brought on by me traveling to Baltimore last night where for the second night in the row a person was feeling my chest and had grab my junk. Come on, you were cute, but play a little hard to get.